This is the christmas spirit i have been given

Wow the attitude i have been getting the past few days is taking the mick.

 First i didn't get any BBQ sauce for their Christmas dinner, erm hello stop being a freak and have gravy. Second yes i am a lady but ladies break wind and sometimes yes it does have a smell to it, there was no need to announce it to the whole living room. Third, i had surgery on my back and face in the past 2 weeks, i can barely lie down comfortable never mind having sex. Forth, go in a mood with me because i ask if they will ask if there are more stock of Pepsi max, because its OK you wont be drinking it right.......so ill get a diet Pepsi and then you can ask if you can open the Pepsi max, erm i think not. Fifth, I'm sorry but referring to the surgery part again, i cant sleep comfortable so why do you think leaning on you on the sofa just because you want some attention. Sixth, why must you always keep tapping me, or nudging me, or making stupid noises to get my attention, and then wonder why i get annoyed, then say I'm moody....NO SHIT!!!!!!! Then go up stairs and watch TV in a mood, i really don't care no more, keep taking the PISS.