Old wives tales

Today i thought i would just go through a whole load of old wives tales just to see how strange or realistic they can be.

• Boxers vs briefs.  One old wives tales is that men should wear boxers and not briefs due to it aiding circulation to the reproductive organs and preventing over heating, increasing sperm production. This had been dismissed as a myth by professionals.
• Tips on how to conceived a boy-  Allow your husband to seduce you into sex first. - Be a worry wart. - Husband to drink plenty of soda. - Eat red meat and salty snacks. - Have sex at night on odd days on the month. - Have sex standing up. - Have sex when there is a quarter moon. - Have sex lay on your stomach with your husband on your back. - Sleep on the left side of your husband. - Make sure your husband climaxes first. - Point you head north during sex. - Stay on your back after sex. - Warm his testicles before sex.
• Tips on how to conceive a girl- Both should eat fish and vegetables. - Eat chocolate. - Have sex in the afternoon on a full moon. - Have sex with the man on top. - Seduce your husband. - Stay calm and cool. - Climax first and think pink.
• Try to orgasm at the same time as your partner.
• Have sex under a tree on a full moon.
• Taking baby aspirin everyday to become pregnant.
• Keep a statue of a pregnant lady around the bed.
• Wear a pearl.
• Don't eat cold food.
• Drink raspberry tea.
• If you dream of having a baby you can get pregnant that month.
• Eat more fish.
• Don't carry something heavy, this can break your uterus and never work.
• Drink grapefruit juice, it is supposed to thin cervical mucus.
• Sit on a chair after a pregnant lady.
• Buy a pair of elephants with their trunks down.
• Sleep on blue sheets.

Some of these are a tad bit on the ridiculous side like, having a dream about having a baby, i dream about having a baby at least once a week and that one hasn't worked yet. then there is sitting on the same chair as a pregnant lady, done that, never worked. Wearing boxers, well the MR only wears boxers. If there is any more that i haven't thought of just let me know.......